[X]You have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.
[X] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[X] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[] You have ran into a tree/bush
[] You have been called a blonde
[] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
[] You sang them to make sure
[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[X] You have choked on your own spit. *I find myself doing this a lot lately*

so far: 6

[] You have seen the Matrix/Star Wars and still don't get it
[X] You type with three fingers or less.
[] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[X] You have caught yourself drooling

so far: 8


[X] You have fallen asleep in class
[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.
[] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[] You are often told to use your "inside voice"

so far: 11

[X] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[X] You have eaten a bug by accident. *not my fault that they "fly" in my mouth* (bad pun)
[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

so far: 16


[] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[X] You break/lose a lot of things.
[X] You tilt you're head when you're confused
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[X] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[X] The word "um" is used many times a day. *more like "uh" but close enough)
[] You dont know what "um" means.
[X] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[]You used a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

total: 22

Mulitply this by three and it is your percent!

66% re-tard-ed. Well, now I have an excuse when my family and friends tell me I'm stupid.